dreamergirly:

dreamergirly:

dreamergirly:

visovari:

X-Men is hilarious to me because you have this school full of people who were born with special powers and the first thing they do when you get there is give you a cool new nickname

Like imagine if they did that in similar settings, like in Harry Potter

Harry shows up to Hogwarts and the sorting hat dubs him “Bolt” because of his fucking scar, and everyone has to call him that from then on

I SO WANT THIS TO BE REEAL THING IN THE BOOKS

BUT THEN FRED AND GEORGE WOULD KNOW WHO’D MADE THE MARAUDER’S MAP

BCAUSE PADFOOT AND PRONGS AND MOONY AND WORMTAIL WOULD BE KNOWN NICKNAMES

I JUST

CANT

AND SNAPE WOULD BE SNIVVELUS

HEHE HE HE

but image what Lilly would be called

OMG AND WHAT DUMBLEDORE’S OFFICIAL NICKNAME WOULD BE

WHAAAA~

dreamergirly:

dreamergirly:

visovari:

X-Men is hilarious to me because you have this school full of people who were born with special powers and the first thing they do when you get there is give you a cool new nickname

Like imagine if they did that in similar settings, like in Harry Potter

Harry shows up to Hogwarts and the sorting hat dubs him “Bolt” because of his fucking scar, and everyone has to call him that from then on

I SO WANT THIS TO BE REEAL THING IN THE BOOKS

BUT THEN FRED AND GEORGE WOULD KNOW WHO’D MADE THE MARAUDER’S MAP

BCAUSE PADFOOT AND PRONGS AND MOONY AND WORMTAIL WOULD BE KNOWN NICKNAMES

I JUST

CANT

AND SNAPE WOULD BE SNIVVELUS

HEHE HE HE

dreamergirly:

visovari:

X-Men is hilarious to me because you have this school full of people who were born with special powers and the first thing they do when you get there is give you a cool new nickname

Like imagine if they did that in similar settings, like in Harry Potter

Harry shows up to Hogwarts and the sorting hat dubs him “Bolt” because of his fucking scar, and everyone has to call him that from then on

I SO WANT THIS TO BE REEAL THING IN THE BOOKS

BUT THEN FRED AND GEORGE WOULD KNOW WHO’D MADE THE MARAUDER’S MAP

BCAUSE PADFOOT AND PRONGS AND MOONY AND WORMTAIL WOULD BE KNOWN NICKNAMES

I JUST

CANT

visovari:

X-Men is hilarious to me because you have this school full of people who were born with special powers and the first thing they do when you get there is give you a cool new nickname

Like imagine if they did that in similar settings, like in Harry Potter

Harry shows up to Hogwarts and the sorting hat dubs him “Bolt” because of his fucking scar, and everyone has to call him that from then on

I SO WANT THIS TO BE REEAL THING IN THE BOOKS