Holden Caulfield thinks you’re a phony!
Now available at http://dft.ba/holden
“The worst part was, the jerk had one of those very phony, Ivy League voices, one of very tired, snobby voices. He had to meet a bunch of phonies for cocktails, he said. They kill me, those guys.”
So when I was on tour, a nerdfighter named Marina (who has a tumblr but I forget the url) gave me this shirt that she had designed, and I loved the shirt, and I wanted more people to have it, so now we are releasing it through DFTBA. Yay! Shirts are in stock and ship immediately.